WARNING!!!!! THIS TURNTABLE CONTAINS VIOLENCE AND FOUL LANGUAGE! ADULTS ONLY! PLEASE! (although I gotta say . . it is rather funny)
Ahhhh!!! Life after High School. Mom always said . . . "John you MUST go to college . . . you have no natural talent . . . you don't know how to do carpentry work, automotive repair, metalwork or anything that requires using your hands.". ??? . "You might consider using your own personal witt . . but you're only half prepared for that!"
Well thanks for the excellent advice Mom but there will be "No College for Me!!!" No sir! It's straight to the Hybrow Life! Yep! Right after High School . . . that's when they stopped calling me Harv and started calling me "Dude"! Why don't we just take a peek at one day in my new (after high school) life.
Here we are, me and my friends, bowling! Yes! Bowling! It's fun . . . you must try it sometime. Oh Yah!That's my friend George Perez spraying the rental shoes. He was able to get that job WITHOUT a College degree! Who ever said that College was required for the good life???
Ahhhh!!! Life after High School. Mom always said . . . "John you MUST go to college . . . you have no natural talent . . . you don't know how to do carpentry work, automotive repair, metalwork or anything that requires using your hands.". ??? . "You might consider using your own personal witt . . but you're only half prepared for that!"
Well thanks for the excellent advice Mom but there will be "No College for Me!!!" No sir! It's straight to the Hybrow Life! Yep! Right after High School . . . that's when they stopped calling me Harv and started calling me "Dude"! Why don't we just take a peek at one day in my new (after high school) life.
Here we are, me and my friends, bowling! Yes! Bowling! It's fun . . . you must try it sometime. Oh Yah!That's my friend George Perez spraying the rental shoes. He was able to get that job WITHOUT a College degree! Who ever said that College was required for the good life???
This clip shows me in my usual commute to work. As you can see I am one happy guy. Just rockin and rollin along! Oh! . . . well . . there was that girl in the VW following me that, for some reason, thinks I owe her money. I will, of course, make every attempt to lose her . . . wouldn't want to spoil my day. It was a kind of rough ride today but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel . . right? Found an old History theme paper stuck in the front seat. I had forgotten that I got a good grade on that one. Kind of Made My Day!!!
So. . . you remember the "girl" that was following me? Well her name was Jackie Treehorn. I guess thatrather than try to extract money from me directly, she decided to have someone else do it. So while I'm coming home after a tough day, minding my own business, these two nasty guys jump me.
I'll show you one more clip of time from later in the day. Here I'm on the phone, trying, in my "gentlest, kindest way, to get my friend Walter to leave me alone. And, in an effort to secure my apartment from further breakins, you see me using my "modest" carpentry skills in the construction of a foolproof temporary door lock. I'm trying to keep those nasty guys from re-entering my place. As you can see, with the abundance of nails used, that my totally foolproof lock will be
ABSOLUTELY SECURE. There is no way that block is going to move!!!
ABSOLUTELY SECURE. There is no way that block is going to move!!!
And so you have witnessed the springboard that catapulted me into College. Oh, I have since cut my hair and they don't call me the "Dude" anymore - It's Harv!!!
Till Next Week
Harv
Till Next Week
Harv