Oh my God! This is shocking news!!! I thought this club ran on thin air! What the heck is going on? I think I'm going to sue!
NEWS FLASH! We need your support.
The Coachmen board members have elected to collect annual dues and settled on $50 per year as a fair amount. That is less than $1 per week. Not enough to deprive anyone of food or life essentials. As a matter of fact, I ran our proposed dues past several homeless folks in Minnesota, and they all felt we were undervaluing our services by at least 25cents a week. (our board members felt $1.25 to be excessive and exorbitant).
So $50 annually it is.
(Make your check out to our treasurer, "Sharon Magnusson")
(no bottles, coupons, or bitcoins, please)
(Payments are due no later than February 15th)
Send your $50 check to;
Sharon (Heise) Magnusson
2208 Lofty Ln.
Saukville, WI 53080
Oh, and please don't sue . . . the club can't afford an attorney!
Turntable - 50;s Classics . . . The flipSide - Meatloaf
The Club PUBlication - Exercise may ward off cancer
That's a wrap!
Till Next week / be safe &
I'll see you on the Turntable!
Harv
thecoachmensclubhouse.com