The Club Publication (Special Edition) 10/26/2023

Hi Folks!

​Following is an excuse for a lack of consistency and what you can do about it!

As most of you know, I will have hip replacement surgery on Monday, October 9th, at Mayo Clinic.  Since I will be incarcerated on that Monday, it will be impossible for me to send our regular Monday release to you.

I know some of you might become upset because you have paid dues for the year and now will not receive full value for that payment.  I have, therefore, developed a plan to reimburse you for the missing week.  

Following is the calculation. 

Annual dues: $50.00.  Number of releases: 52.  Average weekly charge - .9615348 cents. 

According to good accounting practices, I must "round down" that amount to .96 cents.  (the third decimal must be at least "5" to warrant adjusting the amount up).  The net result is that you each are entitled to a 96-cent refund for the missing week.  

Following are instructions on how to apply and receive your refund.  

1 - Within 5 days of the missing release, I must receive (in writing) your request for a refund.  You may state "hardship conditions" or whatever to warrant the refund.  Please hand print your note . . . all caps.

2 - Along with your request, please enclose a self-addressed "stamped" envelope I can use to send the refund to you.  Your refund will contain a lot of nickels from my old change drawer.  (you might want to place 2 stamps on the envelope . . . as the change could be a bit heavy.) 

Please allow 6 to 8 weeks to receive your refund.  If you have not received your refund within that timeframe, proceed as follows; 

Contact:
Sharon Magnusson (Club Treasurer) 262-370-1510
(You may call anytime, day or night.)

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Harv