 |  My my! accidents do happen! Do you think she might have been upset? . . Appears so! . . I agree! . . Hmmm I wonder if insurance will cover this. |
My darling husband, Dennis:
Hi, Honey! Before you return from your business trip overseas, I thought I’d better let you know about the little accident I had with our F-150 pickup truck yesterday when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately it wasn't too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry about me.
I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake, while I was talking on my cell phone.
The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately, the truck came to a halt when it bumped into your new Ferrari. Thankfully, it missed our bikes.
I am really sorry, but I know that you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a photo of the damage.
Your loving wife, Edith
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*P.S: Your girlfriend phoned - she’s pregnant.
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*P.S: Your girlfriend phoned - she’s pregnant.