( JL) I'd hire her . . wouldn't you?
(Harv) Why . . yes!
Thanks . . . . Jerry!
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said: "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, I voted twice for George W. Bush, and once for PG Trump."
She starts work in the morning.