Turntable 04/07/2014

Bob Ohlhues email address is/    bjohl@new.rr.com   /please add him to your Coachmen group.  With that . . .  Welcome Bob! . . . Today . .  this song is for you 

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Oh Boy! High School!  Dating, dancing, bonfires at the beach, all the fun stuff we dreamt about in grade school.  But wait!  First you must have a girlfriend right??  How the heck do you do that?  Well, as we discovered, plenty of friendly companies selling grooming aids are just dying to show us how to "Get the Girl"!

Remember Aqua Velva?  That fragrance almost certainly will attract the girls!  And magical stuff it was!  REALLY INTENSE!!   As they say . . "there's something about an Aqua Velva Man!  "Boy oh Boy" I just can't wait to get my hands on a bottle of that stuff. Just witness the commercial!

I think just about every guy in highschool used Aqua Velva.  (except JL . . .  he drank it!)
 
"In our minds" we would go to the beach and immediately become the center of attention . . . of course that assumed we were upwind of all those cute gals.  Here's how it looked "in our minds". And yes, the girls "eyes" and "poses" were all for us!  Oh My! . . .  I just can't decide!

Of course then reality came along and slammed us to the ground.  Those girls were Not Real! Somebody must have blown em' up and placed them on the beach to screw with our heads. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted!  So if Aqua Velva doesn't work . . . what will???  Old Spice! - your backup when Aqua Velva just won't get the job done. 

OK . .  now we're getting somewhere!  Old Spice must be the best . . . they have laboratories and everything!!!  I'm going to "spice up my life"  and "give my shave a happy ending"(when I start shaving . . of course)  Can't be bad that the stuff is "good for my skin"  (girls love that) . . . I think.  Now that I have that "bright and tangy ocean spray scent" . . . what am I going to do with it???  I think I'll try some "romantic slow dancing" maybe at Timber Lodge!!! 

Nope that didn't work.  And I clearly remember really splashing that Old Spice on everything clear down to my naval.  

Now it's time to get serious and call in the big guns!  English Leather!!!  Ok this stuff is really expensive (way more than a dollar) but after checking out the commercial I'm ready to sell my car for it!!! Like the commercial says . . . if . . . I'm gonna do it . . .  then I'm gonna"do it right"!
Why???     because it "Drives women crazy"  Don't believe me? Just look at the commercial!

Question now is "how to handle yourself with this deadly new scent!"  Well, so far nothing has worked and one can't depend on that "Leathery" scent to do the entire job by itself.  I know!  I'll use the same technique those English guys use!  "Pleading"!!!

"I give up!!!  None of that stuff worked." . . .   Although checking back on the documentation from each of the mens fragrances it was hard to place the blame there.  Anyway I'm giving up!  I'm gonna go out and just be me!  I'll stop looking for a "girlfriend" and see if I can find a "girl" "friend".  


Guess what?  That worked.  I think we just need to be ourselves!

Till Next Week

Harv